Seeing big city, seeing big picture.

Distortion. Always makes things so pretty.

Be a part of my plan.

ring around the rosey.............. fuck it!

seriously, how does this keep happening?

Is there ever a middle ground?

guest memoir: leanne

watch out, i'm gonna be amazing.

Someone just yelled, "Never say never!"

I like you with lower standards

round and round and round. dizzy.

thank you for appearing from nowhere.

Stuck in the middle with you.

Every woman has her breaking point.

Some things you can't get elsewhere.

Art movies make me wanna smoke.

Sand in my drink. Not okay.

Rum. Coke. Beach. Friends. Definite perfection.

theme song: the bitch is back

Lower. Lower. Lower. Lower. Lower. Good.

Leprechauns had shootout with the unicorns.

Falling for his facial hair experiments.

Decided to just go home. Depressed.

good looking but not really attractive

We look really good for destitute.

guest memoir: don

my flaws aren't tragic. they're rampant.

Didn't return your call on purpose.

I'll always prefer to live boldly.

on meeting new people

he is definitely not The One.

Please make yourself present. Or leave.

Clean sheets. Key to moving on.

glorious new white sheets. they're symbolic.

It's nice to have pretty vices.

guest memoir: don

pack your bags, leave your baggage.

i would have liked a warning.

Mistook boy for Man. Ended badly.

metaphorically speaking

stop letting me bring home strays.

he right me. he left me.

on metaphors

maybe he doesn't deserve the cow.

i understand the strength thing now.

New shoes! Cinderella? Wait... UPS man.

reminders of all of you, everywhere.

because it's friday night, i say...

keep your eyeball on the highball.

i see you're off your leash.

guest memoir: emily

i wish this place would explode.

facebook is the goddamn fucking devil.

emotional torment makes for great inspiration.

need more light... got enough clouds.

doesn't everyone?

he lowered his standards after me.

Chivalry isn't dead. It's just limping.

Blind date on Valentine's Day... Awkward.

Don't fight it. I'll get you.

His breasts were bigger than mine.

tomorrow will only be the 15th.

guest memoir: don

Young romantics are full of shit.

too popular for our own good.

Appreciating decisiveness ...even when not trustworthy.

Glitter: The herpes of craft supplies.

wish he came with a manual.

manage your finances. men are sneaky.

thanks to my neighbors for this inspiration

condoms found in parking lot? unreliable.

he just let me be me.

you look great when you accessorize.

kiss some frog. love some prince.

On the Six-Word Memoir

While we would like to take credit, the six-word memoir is not our idea. Smith Magazine created the concept in 2006 under the belief that an entire story can be successfully told in six words. For more about Smith Magazine and six word memoirs, please visit their website.

Additionally, "Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak", the book that is the source of our inspiration can be bought on Amazon, along with it's predecessor "Not Quite What I Was Planning: Six-Word Memoirs".