because it's friday night, i say...

keep your eyeball on the highball.

i see you're off your leash.

guest memoir: emily

i wish this place would explode.

facebook is the goddamn fucking devil.

emotional torment makes for great inspiration.

need more light... got enough clouds.

doesn't everyone?

he lowered his standards after me.

Chivalry isn't dead. It's just limping.

Blind date on Valentine's Day... Awkward.

Don't fight it. I'll get you.

His breasts were bigger than mine.

tomorrow will only be the 15th.

guest memoir: don

Young romantics are full of shit.

too popular for our own good.

Appreciating decisiveness ...even when not trustworthy.

Glitter: The herpes of craft supplies.

wish he came with a manual.

manage your finances. men are sneaky.

thanks to my neighbors for this inspiration

condoms found in parking lot? unreliable.

he just let me be me.

you look great when you accessorize.

kiss some frog. love some prince.

On the Six-Word Memoir

While we would like to take credit, the six-word memoir is not our idea. Smith Magazine created the concept in 2006 under the belief that an entire story can be successfully told in six words. For more about Smith Magazine and six word memoirs, please visit their website.

Additionally, "Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak", the book that is the source of our inspiration can be bought on Amazon, along with it's predecessor "Not Quite What I Was Planning: Six-Word Memoirs".